almostabanana:

in new mexico, we dont say “i love you”. we say “red or green, ese 505,  duke city, breaking bad bitchhh” which roughly translates to “i want to go to the  balloon fiesta with you and fly over the sandias.” and i think thats beautiful.

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tylerssjoseph:

dont let tumblr make you think

  • school isnt important
  • its okay to be rude to your parents
  • its normal to hate everyone
  • self harm and suicide are romantic or great
  • being rude is cute
  • officialcrow isn’t growing stronger and coming after you
  • being a female who hits or yells at your boyfriend is woman empowerment
  • depression and other mental illnesses are beautiful
  • grades arent important
  • education isnt important
  • college isnt important
  • smoking is cool
  • drugs are cool

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  • Peter Capaldi: There'll be no flirting, that's for sure.
  • Me: HAVE YOU ACCEPTED PETER CAPALDI AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOUR

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166,695 plays

condesces:

fancy ft. no iggy

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montypla:

The picture for “Sir Not-appearing-in-this-film” is Michael Palin’s kid.

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"So, come up to the lab, and see what’s on the slab!"

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

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Wonder Woman is there to kick ass not give you a boner
favorite response to some dude saying the Wonder Woman costume isn’t sexy enough on Facebook (via agentturner)

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jdmejia04:

amoralovesfood:

image

how many times have i quoted this movie

not enough

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anglosexual:

fedexpressionism:

man i fucking love doug jones

I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

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